“Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun. If nothing in that sentence at least marginally interests you, I have no idea why you’re visiting this website.”
NEVER HAS THIS GIF BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE.
I think I’m in love. Also, make sure you go and check the link for the full story, because while it’s written in a manner that makes me suspect some exaggeration, the bulk of it seems to be true (and it quotes sources) and fuck this person sounds amazing.